S C I E N T O L O G YThe sons of Scientology Will offer no apology Although their methodology Smacks of "dictatology"; Their practice of theology Is shrouded in cryptology; They're versed in criminology, And make threats of penology; They're short on sociology, And lack philanthropology; A glimpse at their anthology Reminds one of astrology; They contravene biology, And contradict technology; Could it be their Scientology Is founded on mythology? And their vaunted Hubbardology Is merely humbugology?
A. Nonny Muse.
